glamorandgore

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 09:05:36 GMT

sooooo, i've decided i'm tired of being tired of being tired.
party on, no regrets, get drunk stay drunk, fuck everyone.
yeup, that's meeee.

in other news, i *finally* pierced my "angelbites" aka "double monroes" or "upper side lip piercings", basically whatever the fuck you want to call them. the right one was swollen like a mother, so i switched the jewelry to a longer bar. seems to be doing a lot better,i believe the swelling has gone down but i haven't looked in a mirror yet but from what i can feel it has. i'll probably be switching the other as well just for precautionary measures. when those heal i'll do my "snakebites" or "lower lip side lip piercings". then my bridge. AND MAN OH MAN my friends going to give me frankenstein dermals, im EXCITED AS ALL HELLLLLLLLLLL! my next tattoo is going to be a mom tribute, AWWWWW. yeah, i luvles her n______n

in other other news, im over halfway done with beauty school W00000T! and for my graduation present to myself, i'm going to go on a train hopping adventure to tennessee via way of arizona. should be fun times.

in other other other news, i have an appology to make to someone, and im lightweight nervous to make it. but oh well. what happens happens.

currently reading angels & demons by dan brown, its pretty good.

first tattoo

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 05:04:11 GMT

two words:
the shining.

wait, one more.
F I N A L L Y

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 02:59:02 GMT

AAAAAHAHAHHAHAHA look at pauli!!

what the?!

i didn't know what we were supposed to shoot until like halfway into the game lmao

&i saved the best for last...

1. don't worry, you can't catch ugly-i'm not contagious. neither is my double chin.
2. belle was a bitch, so i tried to rape her. she wasn't too happy.

set yourself on fire, if you can't feel this burn.

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:40:50 GMT

FUCK YOU.
i wanna know how it feels better...the best you could ever have.
so tell me, when you lose your nerve.
so what did you looking for and why?
how long did it take you before you stopped?
but don't worry, it suits you just fine.

and i won't forgive, because i can't forget the weight i carry in my chest.
i'm far too far from giving up.
i swear, i swear.
my wishes remain the same.
for steady hands, hands to hold.
hands to hold, and to be held.
...what's left of me?
you'll get what you deserve.
when the time is right, you'll see.
it's funny how little it takes for you to become everything you say you hate.
but don't worry-it suits you just fine.
and when you're out of sight, you'll be out of mind.
just like you showed me.
i'll never admit how hard i fell.
so close, but not this time.
don't you know this is tearing me apart?
you took more than time.
you knew damn well i wasn't ready for this.

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 06:21:19 GMT

here's to the skinned knees and sutured hearts. here's to the unhappy endings and all the false starts.

my septum's finally an eiiiight

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:19:13 GMT

hellllllllllllllllllllla good weekend c:

next should be even fuckin better...BIRTHDAY WEEKENDDDD!
friday:tsol@gilman
saturday:mauricio&i's party
sunday:commadre&dangers@gilman

FUCK YEAH!

hair timeline

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 05:15:31 GMT

making this made some serious laughs and some serious WHY THE FUCK AM I DOING THIS moments.
but whatever. i wish i could find more from middle school n shit. i have a couple i couldnt date...i had guesses, but im sure you can guess too. have fun laughing. srsly, i promise it.

sometime in the 90ssss

i was so cute! what happened?!

idk 1

some teal.

idk 2

idk 3

purple with stripes

march 06

&yeah, that's razb from b2k. you jealous yet?
purple weave, but just in the back. idk what i was thinking either...

april 06

june 06

aug 06

purple. &im for sure making myself an a line wig.

fading purple

sep 06

oct 06

redid the purple

april 07

wtf, i would look cute with an a line!

just stripes

july 07

curls

august 07

lookin like a tranny

October 07

ugly long and virgin. and no, im not talking about my dick.

january 08

sidebangs, still long & virgin

february 08

v bangs! but still long & virgin

march 08

samsies

april 08

OMFG, DID IZ DESCOVER BLEACH!??!
v bangs(really shitty), long & bleached

may 08

sidebangs, long & bleached

june 08

MULLET STATUUUUS
sides shaved & teal bangs

september 08

same.

brighter

november 08

aww, those colors are cute.
took out the teal in bangs, put it in the thick hawk & added blue

january 09

my favorite. green hawk & purple&pink leopard print sides

march 09

fading to grass...

april 09

fading to piss.

june 09

shaved my hawk thinner, added purple and blue.

currently
i dont have a current picture cuz asshole stole my fucking camera.
BUT. its pretty much the same but SUPER faded june 09. the blue is gone, and the purple is just staining my hair. BUT IM RESISTING! i will not lose this war.

"rott in pieces asswhipe"

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 20:51:54 GMT

Alright.
Let me just get this straight.
I literally spit on you three times throughout the night, but you're so drunk you can't even comprehend the liquid hitting you, though I'm the coward.
Then, when I yell at you from a car, you text me for over two and a half hours telling me that I'm a coward and how I'm a pussy because I can't say anything to your face. While I'm not responding to your stupidity because I'm not down to play your idiotic games anymore.

When really I haven't heard one thing about you being sober since we "broke up", and you can't even stand up straight because you're so drunk because you can't stand being yourself for one second and you have to dress up in your studs and boots because the only thing that you can connect to is being angry which is the "punk" thing to do. In reality, you just need a crutch. So grab a beer! Grab a bitch with a pussy that isn't even biodegradable there's so much junk in there! Have your fun. Because I sure will.

You're no better than your fucking father. You know. The one that cheated on your mother, and you got bribed with clothing not to tell your family? Yeah. That one.

Once again;
ROTT.
IN.
PISS.

june 2009

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 05:03:21 GMT

1. last night was amazing.

but then again, every night with comadre is.

2.

VcupcakesV

graduation.

haile does the best cross eyed impression i've ever seen. seriously.

piercing smileys and picnics.

happy birthday, mom.

fermz.

this was an interesting night.
i dont think i'll forget it anytime soon.

school.

3. currently reading: The Green Mile by Stephen King

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 00:48:35 GMT

sexyyyyyy

yeah. i like daisy of love.
tryna find a video of the part from episode one where the triplets say "wehre heeear for deh fhree booooze anhd pizzhaaa"
help me out!

i love best of craigslist.

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 07:44:28 GMT

"few things from the bike shop"

"california's gay marraige ban:disgraceful"

"a personal ad, in graph form"

"drunk as balls dojo"

no picture this time :c
ineed sleep!

Sat, 11 Jul 2009 08:13:29 GMT

i am the underdog.
and i'm winning.
i'm going places, with or without you.
so catch up, holmes.

april & may '09

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 05:56:14 GMT

april::

god i hate my computer&photobucket. WHY WON'T IT JUST STAY TURNED THE RIGHT WAY?!?!?

mothers day 2009

RIP tuesday D:

friendship burns-not nipples. mine actually healed nicely. its super cute :D

R.I.P. vanniess

VV

may::

VV

my only best friend that will ever have the extra f at the end of bf.

me after comadre...not pretty.

this year is amazing.
PURE amazing.
june pictures soon.
and when im done with those, disneyland :D

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 04:24:38 GMT

i graduate from oakland tech in two days :D

im officially a sophmore at paris beauty college.

jeez, things couldn't possibly be going better.
i love my life.

im also looking for a job at a dental office, which should be fun.

Wed, 13 May 2009 05:02:38 GMT

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JUIIIIIICED!!!

Wed, 06 May 2009 21:00:29 GMT

"(Carter County, Okla.) On March 17, Antonio Ray, 37, allegedly dragged a pit bull from his bicycle through the Ardmore, Oklahoma city streets. Many witnesses called police, and one took a picture of the incident using his cell phone. A witness described the horrifying scene, “[The dog’s] arms were behind it, its chest was on the ground and there were streaks of blood. And we went back afterwards and measured it, four-tenths of a mile he dragged this dog. The pads of its feet were gone and it was laying in a pool of blood." Authorities took the tortured dog to a nearby animal shelter, but he died before he could be treated."

Take Action!
Please write a polite letter to Assistant District Attorney Brad Noland, encouraging him to seek the maximum penalty upon conviction.

http://org2.democracyinaction.org/o/5154/t/4713/campaign.jsp?campaign_KEY=1281

i honestly don't understand how people can do these things...

Mon, 04 May 2009 06:05:01 GMT

i love doing hair.
i love doing hair.
i love doing hair.
i love doing hair.
i love doing hair.
i love doing hair.
i love doing hair.
i love doing hair.
i love my life.

today, i did hair, hair, and more hair. cuts, extentions, and a dye job. it was one of the best days of the week.

last night, i saw dangers for about the fourth time. except it was different this time...it was like...an epiphany(sp?) almost. the vocalist was talking about hellllla raw shit. like how "mentally capable" people make fun of "mentally retarted" people, yet the "capable" ones can't even fix anything. and about government, and things like that. a lot of people dont like preachy bands, but i do, and i always have. because it's better to say too much than to say nothing at all.

i'll have pictures soon.
from last month.
not that many, though :/
sorry!

i've started to *attempt* drawing again...im gonna scan a picture, so hopefully i can get some criticism.

OHHHHHHHH!
i signed up for an avant garde fashion show contest at my school. it should be fun! im pretty excited. &&&&&in june im going to the international makeup artist show in la, which im equally excited for. im going with paulina (: (my friend with the pink hair)

"Doing nothing isn't doing it for me."

lotsa text...

Tue, 07 Apr 2009 05:26:30 GMT

1.WARPED TOUR!
sf-june 27:
3OH!3
A Day To Remember
A Skylit Drive
Aiden
Alexisonfire
Anti-Flag
Attack Attack
Bad Religion
Bayside
Big D and the Kids Table
Black Tide
Breathe Carolina
brokeNCYDE
Dance Gavin Dance
Dear And The Headlights
DI
DOA
Escape The Fate
Fishbone
Flipper
Gallows
Guttermouth
I Set My Friends On Fire
In this moment
InnerPartySystem
ivy league
Jeffree Star
Less Than Jake
LIGHTS
Longway
Madina Lake
Manic Hispanic
Meg and Dia
Millionaires
NOFX
OUTERNATIONAL
Punk Rock Karaoke
Saosin
Senses Fail
Shad
Shooter Jennings
Streetlight Manifesto
TAT
The Adicts
The Architects
The Ataris
The Devil Wears Prada
The Dickies
The Exploited
The Maine
The White Tie Affair
There For Tomorrow
Thrice
TSOL
TV/TV
UK Subs
Underoath
VersaEmerge

shoreline-august 20:
3OH!3
A Day To Remember
A Skylit Drive
Aiden
Alexisonfire
Bayside
Big D and the Kids Table
Black Tide
Breathe Carolina
brokeNCYDE
Cash Cash
DI
Dirty Heads
DOA
Escape The Fate
Every Avenue
Fishbone
Flipper
Forever The Sickest Kids
Gallows
Guttermouth
I Set My Friends On Fire
In this moment
InnerPartySystem
Less Than Jake
LIGHTS
Longway
LoveHateHero
Madina Lake
Manic Hispanic
Meg and Dia
Millionaires
NOFX
Punk Rock Karaoke
Saosin
Senses Fail
Shad
Shooter Jennings
Silverstein
Streetlight Manifesto
TAT
The Adicts
The Architects
The Devil Wears Prada
The Dickies
The Exploited
The Maine
The White Tie Affair
There For Tomorrow
Thrice
TSOL
TV/TV
UK Subs
Underoath
Valencia
VersaEmerge
Westbound Train
Thelonious monster

the lineup seems to get weaker and weaker every year....whatevz. im down to see the exploited, SO MUCH!

2.regular ass people with piercings....
UGH.
okay, sorry if this hurts your feelings(not really) but seriously. this shit pisses me off. people seem to think they're hard once they slap a piercing on their face....uh, nah. ive always felt this way, but it's been bugging the FUCK out of me recently. very very recently. probably because almost every fucking girl in my cosmo class has one. im just like UHHH...wtf. tounge ring, yeah, cuz you're probably a slut. lip ring? take that shit out, you look retarted. rrrrrrrrrrr! it frustrates the shit out of me...like, seriously, if i EVER fight someone like that, the first thing im doing is ripping that out. its just so frustrating! i mean, i think everyone should be able to do what they want to do-but pop culture making piercings the in thing right now is ridiculous, and i hate it. i really, really do. </rant>

3.ew, hector texted me today.
but, it felt good to tell him to not talk to me.
:)

4.IM BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMED
i cant go see comadre tomorrow :/
WEAK!

alright im done with this pointlessly pointless entry.

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 05:10:45 GMT

shit, i feel like i haven't posted in foreverrrrrr!

well, today was my first official day at cosmetology school.
only 1596 more hours to go :D
hahhaa.

oh, and i graduate on june ninth from tech!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

(the other half of the disney post isn't up yet becuase a-jenny's pictures arent up yet, and b-i don't have my disposable camera pictures back)

before&after pictures of a girl named allison.

draglicious much?

picture of my life part dos.

last epic weekend for a looooooooong while!
day I

to explain the blood, someone knocked into marinda and bashed into me and DROPPED MY ALMOST FULL 40, then they proceeded to fall into it. marinda's arm is still bleeding, and that was friday. this is...monday.

day/morning II

ale's love taps
:C
IM SORRY!
they really are with love, though.

animal shelter

&i have some graffiti pictures to resize&rotate&shit...those will be up soon. sooner than the disneyland pictures.

BUTANYWHO.
i hope everyone's doing well.
i haven't talked to most of you in a while.
lamesauce.

Wed, 18 Mar 2009 05:24:47 GMT

Raquel Reed is awesome.
ANYWAY.
on to some AMAZING pictures, including disneyland ;D

mauro's turtles

dear whoever beat me with the ugly stick,
YOU SUCK! (but you're good at your job)

denny's with ale&carlos

i love my backyard.

gloria; sagacity practice

osito in his giraffe costume

DISNEYLANDDD
our goal was to take one good picture, and we took ONE. but it's on jenny's camera, so i don't have it-yet D:
(redrobin)

taxi ride to disneyland!

FAVORITE RIDE!!
tower of terror :D

idk what this one's called, but it's like drop zone at pga

up

up

up

and away!

california screamin(i think?)

part II
(i hated my pictures on the rides, so i tried to look okay...it didn't work)

story of my life

splash mountain

halloween club!

super sperm&teletubies

shit, i forgot to turn it D:
well, it'll be turned on my myspace pictures, so if you wanna see it turned, look there.

teacups!

mooning!

target

when the stalls are full...

piss in the trash!

disneyland bathrooms?

towel pile of doom!

&for a size comparison...

FOR THE RECORD, only two of those towels are mine :p

cassondra's photos of fail

there's more pictures on my disposable camera, along with jenny&paulina's pictures, so i'll post that next. oh, and a fantastic story dealing with paulina and i, a stroller, and the anaheim police. yeah. awesome.(NOT!)

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:21:07 GMT

its five in the morning and were on the way to disneyland.

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 06:42:01 GMT

Am I girly ?

[ ]My fingernails/toenails are almost always painted.
[ ]During the summer pretty much the only shoes I wear are flip flops.
[ ]My favorite toy as a child were barbies.
[x]My favorite color is pink or purple.
[ ]I did Gymnastics.
[ ]I love skirts.
[ ]Hollister is my favorite place to shop.
[ ]Tight jeans are the only jeans I'll wear.
[x]I love chocolate.
TOTAL SO FAR: 2

[x] I straighten my hair
[ ]I have at least 8 facebook pictures.
[ ]I usually go shopping once a week.
[X]I love to hang out with friends.
[ ]I have a real diamond ring or diamond necklace
[ ]I've gone to a tanning salon.
[ ]I've gone to the beach to tan - not to swim.
[X]I have at least 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ]I watch either The OC, Laguna Beach OR Desperate Housewives.
[ ]I change my profile weekly.
[X]I have worn a shower cap.
TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[x]I would NEVER step foot into Hot Topic.
[x]My cell phone might as well become a part of me.
[ ]I wear mascara everyday.
[X]I've been or am on a diet.
[ ]Bathing suits are adorable.
[ ]I don't know the difference between a sheep and a goat.
[X]Big sunglasses are hot.
[ ]I have gotten my nails done
[ ]I own over 10 purses.
[ ]MuchMusic is my one of my favorite channels.
TOTAL SO FAR: 9

[ ]I like to talk about boys
[ ]I love to have other people do my hair.
[ ]I like to give and receive hugs from all my friends.
[ ]I hate bugs.
[ ]Carnivals are so fun!
[ ]Summer is THE best season.
[ ] My swimsuit has 2 pieces.
[ ]I'm waiting for my knight in shining armor.
[ ]Musicians are hot
[ ]You write me a poem and tell me I'm beautiful and I'm all yours.
TOTAL SO FAR: 9

[x]I'm self-conscious.
[ ]I cry often.
[ ]My room smells like vanilla.
[ ]my dishes get washed more then once a week.
[x]I don't do sports
[x]I HATE to run.
[ ]I squeal when I am surprised or angry.
[ ]I eat dried fruit as a snack.
[ ]I love romance novels.
[ ] Drew Barrymore is so cute.
TOTAL SO FAR: 12

[ ]I dance a lot.
[ ]I usually spend over an hour to get ready to leave my house.
[ ]I only have like 5 billion hair products.
[ ]I love to get dressed up.
[ ]Every part of my outfit needs to match.
[ ]I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends.
[ ]I'd love to have a photo shoot of myself.
[ ]Price on clothes hardly matters.
[ ]I apply lip gloss 50 times a day.
[ ] I wish I were a model.
TOTAL SO FAR: 12

[ ]I wish I could meet Paris Hilton.
[ ]I have been something that was slutty on Halloween.
[ ]R&B is the best music.
[ ]I pop my collar.
[ ]Guys with Mohawks are GROSS!
[x]Horses are beautiful
[ ]I'd rather not pay attention in school.
[ ]Cats are adorable.
TOTAL SO FAR: 13

[ ]I write my own music.
[ ]I would love to visit Hawaii
[ ]Valentine's day is so cute!
[ ]White is better than black.
[ ]I wouldn't be caught dead in all black.
[ ]My closet is STOCK FULL of clothes.
[ ]I hate the grunge look of a beard.
[ ]I love to read magazines.
TOTAL SO FAR: 13

[ ]I love to gossip.
[ ]I had Lisa Frank folders, posters as a kid.
[ ]I love Celine dion.
[ ] my baths are 2 hours long.
[ ]My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned.
[ ]My friends and I are in a strict group. We mostly only hang out with each other.
[ ]I like kids.
[ ]Diet drinks are the best.
[ ]I'm all about being vegetarian.
[x]I refuse to eat at McDonald's.
TOTAL SO FAR: 14

[ ] i check my facebook everyday.
[almost] I LOVE life!
[ ]I have a lot of jewelry
[ ]Claires has cheap jewelry.
[ ]My screen names has x's in them.
[ ]Either one of my msn names has/had <3/♥'s in them.
[ ]I would never want to be the opposite sex.
[ ]I have more than 3 pillows on my bed

total: 14

Less than 40: Not girly
40-55:Girly
More than 50: Paris hilton

lemme see yours!!
(michael you too!)

Fri, 13 Feb 2009 22:29:03 GMT

today:

tomorrow:

sunday:
924 cleanup

monday:

w/

Wed, 11 Feb 2009 06:38:13 GMT

lol, i'll give you a dollar if you can find me.

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 06:25:02 GMT

im bored. Seven Deadly Sins Survey:
Wrath
Who did you last get angry with?
justin

What is your weapon of choice?
my fists, ho.

Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
been there, done that.

How about the same sex?
been there, done that.

Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
uhhhhhhhhhhm...julia.

What is your pet peeve?
LIARS

Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
it depends on the situation and the person.

Sloth

What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't?
oh, there's hella...taking my vitamins, brushing my teeth, showering, homework...shit, i could write a book with this list.

What is the latest you've ever woken up?
probably like six pm

Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
mauriciooooooooo<3

What is the last lame excuse that you made?
i dont make excuses very often.

Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
i did today. for smashbox.

How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?
i dont have an alarm clock.

Gluttony

What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
whut?

Are you a meat eater?
meat is murder, dairy is torture.
GO VEGAN!

What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
whut?

Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?
dude i eat too much.

Do you enjoy candy and sweets?
i do. but i don't have them very often. a lot aren't vegan.

Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
wtf, idk.

Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought "lunch"?
child XDDDD

Greed

How many credit cards do you own?
zero.

If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
buy makeup.

Would you rather be rich or famous?
neither.

Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks?
no.

Pride

What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of?
i've been asked this once before-and i have nothing.
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
my report card :D

What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life?
opening a vegan diner!

Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
no

Have you ever entered a contest of skill knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
no.

Have you ever cheated to get a better score?
who hasn't?

What did you do today that you're proud of?
LOL. i slept and watched tv.

Lust

How many people have you seen naked? (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms).
compmletely naked? two. otherwise, i have no clue...ive seen TOO MUCH of lots of people.

How many people have seen you naked? (not counting physicians, family, your coach...your dad's business partner...).
completely? one.

Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation?
nope

What is your favourite body part of a person of your gender choice?
hair.

Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons?
no. im not into cheating/being a slut.

Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
wtf, no.

Envy

What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
uhhhhhhh...OHHHHHHHHH I KNOW!! well, idk if this counts. but my friend's grandparents dog. HES SOOOOOOOO CUTE OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! <333333

Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
...huh?

If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be?
me.

Have you ever been cheated on?
yes.

Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
every fucking day.

What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? honesty.
idk if that counts, but whatever.
What deadly sin do you use most often?
deffinetly wrath. im an angry little bitch.

What deadly sin do you use least often?
lust, pride, and greed, i think.

What deadly sin is your favourite to act on?
hmmmmmmmm...gluttony. HA!

Do you like your life as of now?
yes :)

Who's car were you last in?
justin's

What does the 16th message in you inbox say?
"and i landed on my ass"

What color is your hair?
purple, pink, green & white.

How did you wake up this morning?
moms.

How many letters are in your last name?
6, ha, i had to count twice.

Do you still talk to the last person you kissed?
im not sure...if you read my new years post, you'll understand. if it was him, then yes. if it was the previous person before him, no. he moved to...idk, some hick state :/

Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
tam&mauro.

Where did you buy the shirt you're wearing right now?
gilman@iron lung a couple years back.

Did you like anyone last summer?
yes.

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
every fucking dayyyyy

What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
deviantart, ha.

Are you mad at anyone right now?
EVERYONE.

Do you have low self esteem?
yes.

Do you like thunderstorms?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS<3

Are you a vegetarian?

Anything you could absolutely eat forever?
BRO, THIS AMAZING ASS VEGAN MISO RAMEN AHHHHHHHHHHHH i seriously eat it like every day. its amaaaazing<3

Do you want to get married?
never have, never will.

Where is your cell phone?
in front of me :p

Do you have an older sister?
nope

Who was the last person you talked to?
moms.

What's the first thing you think of when you hear the word "mayonnaise"?
veganaise, ha.

What time did you go to sleep last night?
11 something.

Are you excited for the future?
MOST DEF

When was the last time someone yelled at you?
who cares

Who is someone that can always make you laugh?
hmmmmmmmmm...navs! &maetherssssssssss

What were you doing at 10pm last night?
watching justin fix the computer.

What were you doing an hour ago?
deviantart.

Do you plan on moving within the next year?
yes.

Are you wearing anything on your feet?
no

What are you looking forward to in the next 3 months?
it's bitch hunting season cuuuuuuuuz!

Do you remember your dreams?
pretty much only the ones i don't want to remember.

Where did your last hug take place?
kitchen.

What cell phone company do you use?
GHETTRO PCS

Do you sleep with a teddy bear?
a lot, actually. they're gloomy, tho. XD, gosh, im so funny
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What is the last movie you watched?
it was SUPPOSED to be bloody valentine, BUT, it was...kaw, i think.

What movie do you think everyone should watch?
SEVEN. SEVEN. SEVEN. SEVEN. OMG, FAVORITE MOVIE EVARRR!

Do you have your future children's names picked out?
fuck children. i dont want my vagina ten inches, ew. plus, babies are expensive, smelly, and ugly. i could go on and on.

What brand is your computer printer?
uhhhhhhhh...dell?

How many cars can fit in your driveway?
idk.
i think two? TOO BAD MY MOMS SHIT IS IN THERE

Are you taller than your mom?
idc.

Do you have any bruises right now?
i wish :c
i love bruises!
hella cute.

Are you cold right now?
nope

Do any of your close friends have kids?
yes!

What is the closest red object to you?
cover of how it all vegan-HELLA good cookbook.

What is your favorite video game?
MARIOKART FOR WII, HELL THE FUCK YES!!!

Do you look more like your mom or dad?
never seen my dad, so idk.

Have you ever broken a pinata?
idk :/

Do you have an iPod or Mp3 player?
cd player > mp3 players

If someone doesnt like you its probably because:
i suck at life, duh.

Who was the last person in your bedroom?
moms.

What are your plans for this weekend?
gilmanz&party

Have you ever crawled through a window?
haven't we all?

Do you lose your keys often?
nope.

How many keys are on your keychain?
three? four? idk.

When was your last encounter with the police?
LOLOLOL.
at an abandoned warehouse with ale&cassondra.
good times, good times.

Do you sing in the shower?
no

Do you always wear your seatbelt in the car?
yes

If you could change your name, what would it be?
i should hella change my last name to asshole.

Are you single or taken?
asexual.

What's your favorite color?
purple!

Do you think the world is round or flat?
...square.

Spongebob or Patrick?
spongebob

Chuckie or Tommy?
HAHAHHA, at first i was like 'wait, who the fuck is tommy?' cuz i automatically thought of chuckie the doll.
WOOPS!
uh, chuckster.

Pooh or Eeyore?
eyore!

Black or White?
purple.

Who was the last person you saw?
moms

Who was the last person you hugged?
moms

Who was the last person you told you loved them?
moms

Who is the person you miss most?
i dont miss shit.

When was the last time you went on vacation?
uhhhhhhhhhhh...freshman year, ha!

Who was the last person to annoy you?
justin

Against or for gay marriage?
FOR!!!!

Who was the last person you yelled at?
probably my mother.
oops >___<